Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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I literally died laughing

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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