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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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