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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Shea's sty....

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

whats the stage after cancer? you die

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