The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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