Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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