- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

The cream, it is coming

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

the NAACP

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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