- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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