Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Anti Joke

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