What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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