Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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Why? Why not?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled it up, slightly spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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