- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Jordan is pregant

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

robin, get in the car.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

You're a big fat monkey.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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