- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

National security?

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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