Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What is a jew in space? Dead

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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