- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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