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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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