- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Click here to end the world.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Poker face

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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