Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Mooses

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Wigan.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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