How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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