Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Major League Soccer

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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whats a joke

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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