A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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