if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Barack Obama

I don't believe in giraffes.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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