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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Women can vote? wtf

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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