Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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