- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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