- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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