- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

A seal walks into a club.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

A sober Irish individual.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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