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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

neil likes pube toast

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

which one is easiest

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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