Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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Who invented apple? God

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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