Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Loperson

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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Gus's mom

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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