Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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you just read an anti-joke

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Anti Joke

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