- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

Girls Lacrosse.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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