Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Knock knock Go away

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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