What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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