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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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