Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Why did the man die? He was old.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Anti Joke

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