- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

knock knock Goodbye

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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