Rylan Clark

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Maths.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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