- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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