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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

What's red and funny? The holocaust

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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