- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

shut up elliot

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Soccer...

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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