- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

AIDS

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

Fat people

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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