Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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