how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Women's rights.

miha kako si?

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Do u take sugar?

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Kys

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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