- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

hola said the chinese man

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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