- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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