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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Knock Knock The doors already open

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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