I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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Continents are large islands.

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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