what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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What do you call a black man? A person

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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