What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

why are black people so fast? because there black

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Albino African Americans

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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