- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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