- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Don't believe in Atheists.

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Needless to say,

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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