Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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the sky is green no it is not

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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kill yourself

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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