how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

thumb_up thumb_down -7

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

thumb_up thumb_down -7

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Walnut

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops