- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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