Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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no pun intended

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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Bob Saget that is all

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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