how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Feminism.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

world peace

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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