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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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