What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Justin Bieber

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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