- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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