Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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