- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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