- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Albino African Americans

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

I have an erection My mom!

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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