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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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