- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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