- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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