- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

copy me and i will kill you

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

punchline below punchline above

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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