Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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I'm gay.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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