- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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