Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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