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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

noah is a scrub jungle

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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