An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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everyone dislike this

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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