- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

A child walks into a classroom.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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