There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Women's rights.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

My Boyfriend

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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