Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Sam Hengal.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

It got hit by a rocket.

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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