- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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