- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

What's one plus one? two.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

Dyslexics are teople poo

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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