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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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