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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What's red and a cow? Red cow

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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