- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Irish sobriety

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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