- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

once upon a time, it snowed

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

autistic kids rock

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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