- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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