- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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