- Anti Joke

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.