- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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Knock Knock The doors already open

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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