- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

A hill billy went fishing

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

I'm gay.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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