- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

I walk into a bar...

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Your so gay, that you like men!

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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