- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

VITAMIN C!

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Guest what? Dog

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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