- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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