Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Tall asians

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What are annoying? Ads.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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