A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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ever tried african food? they neither

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