- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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