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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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