- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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