What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Golf.

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Trump will make America great again.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

A man killed himself.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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