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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Heskey time.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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