- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Shea's sty....

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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