what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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Feminism

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Anti Joke

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