- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Pickle

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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