What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Dyslexics are teople poo

thumb_up thumb_down -30

How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

thumb_up thumb_down -30

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

thumb_up thumb_down -32

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

thumb_up thumb_down -32

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops